Der erste Post diesen Jahres und das ausserdem an speziell-geekingem Datum 01.01.10 muss natürlich total-absurd gehalten sein.
Deswegen gibt es hier einen Einblick in die esoterischen Programmiersprachen.
Esoterische Programmiersprachen haben als Ziel Programmcode in einer “unüblichen” Form zu verwenden.
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Alchemy
( Mercurius has a substance number of 959. ) ( Saturnium has a substance number of 968. ) ( The least common multiple of 959 and 968 is 928312. ) ( The amount of Mercurius required is 928312/959 or 968 drams. ) ( The amount of Saturnium required is 928312/968 or 959 drams. ) ( Mercurius is dry, so it requires 1 oz Alkahest per dram. ) ( Saturnium is wet, so it requires 2 oz Alkahest per dram. ) ( The amount of Alkahest required is 1*959+2*968 or 2895 ounces. ) ( The amount of Alkahest used is greater than the substance of Alkahest(813), ) ( times the number of elements (2), so the supply of Alkahest is depleted. ) ( The product should therefore be water-soluble, ) ( so the next reaction doesn't try to use Alkahest. ) Fuse 968 dr Mercurius, 959 dr Saturnium (2895 oz Alkahest): Aquariatus
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COBOL (Card Orientations Based Object Language)
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Java is an esoteric language developed by Sun in 1994. According to Java's official site Java is able to "calculate your mortgage interest" http://www.java.com/en/download/whatis_java.jsp
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